Turns out the guy who "won" me is the guy who I went on a date with to Jimmy John's earlier this month (recall my 2.2.12 post). Even though we are still seeing each other, I didn't want to drop out of the auction at the last minute. I'd already committed to it as a single, eligible bachelorette and according to the IRS since I'm not married, that's still the case. $255 later though, we decided to become official. For the first time in a long time, I can say I have a boyfriend. Sorry fellas.