Oh, Cedar Rapids. I had three great tour guides this weekend to show me around you. From the west to the east, I saw downtown, Czech Village, the NewBo City Market, a harbor full of houseboats, and much of what's left from the 2008 flood. I learned many interesting facts, including that the landfill known as Mount Trashmore is the tallest point in town, in the 1950's the city's synchronized swimming team was inducted into the Swimming Hall of Fame in Florida, and the first black man elected to the Iowa legislature in the 1960s was from Cedar Rapids. Unfortunately, your motto of "The city of five seasons" is so often affectionately changed to "The city of five smells" for a reason. While I enjoyed my tour and spending less than 24 hours with you, I could never see myself living there. Sorry, CR.